Some work in clay. Others in watercolors. Apparently, I work in bad puns. (Groan-inducing puns. Truly atrocious.)
When I was its broadcast line producer, CBS This Morning (now CBS Mornings) tasked me with coming up with the grabbiest, most eye-catching on-screen titles in morning network television. At three o'clock in the freakin' morning, no less. They told me to really go for it. So I really went for it. Did I go too far? The answer may surprise you.
































































There are 48 of these. I know.